It's been a while since we had some hardcore drama that wasn't just "Oh, receipt looks like a frog." But put together a chat group, friend cuts, people who make fun of receipt, and some stuck up bitches, and you're more than likely going to milk out some drama.
(For the sake of keeping up with my swanky, journalistic style, from here on in I shall refer to myself in the 3rd person. Consider this a disclaimer, because I'm about to sound like a jackass.)
The chat group ljaxisofevil started, incuring some wrath and threats of lj cutting from a handful of people who talk a lot of shit. Namely receipt and her gang of self-righteous do-gooders who are of the opinion that anyone who actually talks to proleptical will be instantly corrupted by her evil, manipulative ways. How passé.
But all metaphorical hell breaks loose when outpour starts chatting with the group and friends a couple of the more controversial members. After a couple memes, sponsered by xforgottendream and acciofirebolt, everyone becomes aware of the fact that outpour is fraternizing with the "enemy". receipt threatens a friends cut for about the 197th time in her entire life (and that's not counting the antagonistic IMs to various members).
Cue the cronies.
limeybean IMs outpour demanding to know why she friended them after all the animosity between her and the people she friended, and not forgetting to call her a hypocrite. Which is kind of ironic, seeing as how only a couple weeks prior limeybean herself friended the same people after chatting with them, as well; only defriending them after drama erupted amongst her own chat community weloveusplz. Does it make outpour more of a hypocrite just because she isn't tied to a leash and has the maturity to pick and choose her own friends of her own free will? Debatable.
Apparently neutrality is an alien concept in LJ land. Survival of the fittest in a jungle full of savages just waiting to rip you apart and expose you in someone's journal, or even worse, a meme. Never again can you have mutual friends! It's an all out war, and mercy is sparse. Everyone is running around at lightning-fast speeds, worrying themselves sick over who's talking to who, because you absolutely cannot trust another human being as long as they are talking to another one.
The first to act on this primal instinct would, of course, be libraire. She cut many people, including close friends. And to the latter, she writes: "If you're of the latter(if you were you'd know), I still love you. I still want to talk to you. I'm not cutting you guys out of my life. Just out of my journal. I hope you understand." snellios comments that it contradicts the meaning of the word "friend" if you continue to love on them and talk to them yet refuse to let them read your entries. It's like saying, "Well, we're still friends, but I'm just going to cut you, because it makes me look like a badass and appeases everyone else!" Kind of backwards, dont'cha think?
And, of course, drama isn't complete without limeybean popping her head in and giving her two cents, even though she's been in debt for far too long. Unfortunately, all of her incredibly witty comments--explaining the obvious--have been either screened or deleted, so you won't get to revel in amusement like most others.
On seeing the error of her ways (though I doubt how she couldn't; it was pretty fucking huge), libraire added some of her friends back, showing us the true meaning of the word "hypocrite," though not by limeybean's definition, however, as that would entail a lot more prudishness and arrogance. Yet there are still constant threats from other parties of this sort of irrational entropy of friends. When will the ride end!?
And, evidently, receipt thinks the whole situation regarding her friends is "wack," as well, from the following comments: "if any of my friend give you more shit can you tell them that i say to kindly shut the fuck up? thanks." ... "really, i'm sorry that they're being stupid. but people are stupid. so just be like "LOLZ BEANIE SAYS FOR YOU TO GO GET SWATTED" or something, cause this is just bullshit."
Gee, permission to mock surely is granted! (Though fuck knows I would have done it anyway.)